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Originally Posted by aviator
Stop Fred, sales are flat.
Maybe....
Temptation.....
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Fred FRED don't wake up this is the Mr. Sand Man coming to you in your sleep relax. Breath in breath out relax. Now you know you want that pistol right?
Tomorrow when you wake up you are going to the fun shop before you go to work you will buy it oh yes you will. Mr. Sand Man has secretly put a "Buy Now" order in your brain.
You will not be able to concentrate on anything but that weapon you like. Resistance is futile. Have the sales clerk make up a slip for around $50 and leave it in the box.
When your pretty wife spots it and oh you bet money she will. "Oh Fred what a great deal you got on that purchase I am so proud of you."
Now go back to sleep and post picts. tomorrow of your purchase. This post will not be here when you wake up.
Breath in breath out sleeeeeeeeeeep.