Beware sugarless gummie bears

Brightblade · 08-26-2013, 05:35 PM

My eldest brother pointed this out to me..... I think it's something I need to get for a Christmas gift for that special person.

Enjoy

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I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.

Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.

mr-ak-47 · 08-26-2013, 05:54 PM

...note to self,....no gummie bears....

Rick-a-Roo · 08-26-2013, 06:06 PM

Got's to get some of them for thems times when unwelcome guests can take no other hint.

glock4me · 08-26-2013, 06:14 PM

The Gummy Bear Song.mp4 - YouTube

Rick-a-Roo · 08-26-2013, 06:16 PM

That's fuckin' hilarious!

10 Bears · 08-26-2013, 06:45 PM

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Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.

If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks.

Oh man, I allmost have tears in my eyes from laughing!!!!!!!!!!

Wraith · 08-27-2013, 01:41 AM

On the other hand if a person suffers from constant constipation those little gummie bears
could be a god sent. It all depends on how you look at it.

08-26-2013, 05:54 PM	#2
mr-ak-47 Massa di Avatars Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: In another Galaxy, another dimension, another time Posts: 25,604	...note to self,....no gummie bears.... __________________ . One person says something stupid, and the other stupid people hear him, and the next thing you know, you're getting tortured in a gulag. Welcome to democracy, where your rights depend on the howling of the mob. .

08-26-2013, 06:06 PM	#3
Rick-a-Roo Gaw' Blimey Limey Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Round behind the sleazy bars of Telephone Road Posts: 25,878	Got's to get some of them for thems times when unwelcome guests can take no other hint. __________________ zulu6 out

08-26-2013, 06:16 PM	#5
Rick-a-Roo Gaw' Blimey Limey Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Round behind the sleazy bars of Telephone Road Posts: 25,878	That's fuckin' hilarious!

08-27-2013, 01:41 AM	#7
Wraith Soul Collector Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: MN Posts: 2,048	On the other hand if a person suffers from constant constipation those little gummie bears could be a god sent. It all depends on how you look at it.