Tucker Carlson Says a Demon Attack Left Him Bleeding in Bed

[rto]

The former Fox News host said that a demon, or “something unseen,” left him scarred and bloodied after a paranormal experience a year-and-a-half ago—although it is unclear when the segment was filmed. The interview was conducted for a portion of a crowdfunded documentary called Christianities, which aims to explore the diversity of Christian traditions.

Carlson told the documentarians he first thought it was “the weirdest dream I’ve ever had,” but then saw blood . . .

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tucker-carlson-says-demon-attack-214057765.html

[mrkalashnikov]

It was probably Hillary trying to kill him in his sleep. Tucker's lucky, most have not escaped the Claws of the Kank alive.

[Pogo]

Tucker Carlson is a nut case.

[baboon]

If anyone that I now should have been attacted, by demon it would be myself. I guess I'm a more moral person the Tucker Carlson.

[aviator]

My wife hit me pretty hard one night on her sleep, she was fighting to stay alive. That was funny and painful.

[Sanders]

I left the imprint of my Seiko dive watch on my wife's forehead. That was pretty funny.

Tucker probably got attacked by his cat while he slept.

[baboon]

Yeah I pop my wife shortly after we were married in the jar while asleep. I told her it was retribution for her kicking me in the back while having night terrors.

[GimpyPaw]

Tucker Carlson is a nut case.

Yea, going with this. That’s not something you say out loud to close family if you want to avoid the psych ward.