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I’ve often wondered how she was dumb enough to marry me. I stopped wondering tonight.
I’m opening a jug of the Costco chocolate covered raisins and wondering why I’m fat when my dog hears food sounds and comes begging. I tell him “No! These things have 2 ingredients and both of them are bad for you.”
My wife looks over at me and says “Are raisins bad for dogs? I know grapes are, but what about raisins?”
I just stared at her for a second, then said “Say that again, slowly.”
She had reasoned that the drying process might have changed the raisins, making them safe. She wouldn’t believe me either, so she Googled it.
At least she isn’t dumb enough to just take my word for it.
I’m opening a jug of the Costco chocolate covered raisins and wondering why I’m fat when my dog hears food sounds and comes begging. I tell him “No! These things have 2 ingredients and both of them are bad for you.”
My wife looks over at me and says “Are raisins bad for dogs? I know grapes are, but what about raisins?”
I just stared at her for a second, then said “Say that again, slowly.”
She had reasoned that the drying process might have changed the raisins, making them safe. She wouldn’t believe me either, so she Googled it.
At least she isn’t dumb enough to just take my word for it.