Chuck Norris Just Shared A Gym Selfie. The Internet Responded With Their Best Jokes

[rto]

If you don't know, Chuck Norris is a legendary action star famous for beating the hell out of the bad guys on the long-running TV series Walker, Texas Ranger and in movies like Missing in Action.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/85-old-chuck-norris-just-012332998.html

This article has some great Chuck Norris jokes.

[Solid Snake]

I didn't read the article, but I heard that the day Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital.

[GimpyPaw]

I heard the day Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor back. It was his first confirmed kill.

[Bluntforce]

Chuck Norris doesn’t go swimming water just wants to be around him.

[Sheepdawg]

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

[4thIDvet]

Now that's some funny sheet you guys are good.

[merc]

There are always great Chuck Norris lines out there 😎🏆

MERC

[4thIDvet]

Mr. Norris is a veteran and sadly he lost his brother in Vietnam.