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  • 44044
    Slug
    • Oct 2024
    • 648

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris has passed away…
  • Pogo
    Mystic Knight of the sea
    • Oct 2024
    • 598

    #2
    RIP Chuck. He's in heaven kicking ass.
    We have met the enemy and he is us.

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    • aviator
      Administrator
      • Oct 2024
      • 2011

      #3
      May he rest in peace...
      Sometimes I wish I had a Harry Potter's wand and make people go up into smoke.

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      • rto
        Moderator
        • Oct 2024
        • 729

        #4
        Trump should have a Chuck statue erected on the national mall.
        RIP Chuck.

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        • Full Otto
          Senior Member
          • Apr 2025
          • 184

          #5
          One of my favorite lines from Walker, Texas ranger

          "so you like slapping people, let me see if (smack) I like it"

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          • 4thIDvet
            Slug
            • Oct 2024
            • 1571

            #6
            Damn sad to hear he was a damn good man. I hope PT puts the flags at 1/2 staff that will piss off the negroes..
            Mr. Norris lost his brother who he was close with in Vietnam. Both good men R.I.P..

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            • Sanders
              Moderator
              • Oct 2024
              • 1441

              #7
              He certainly wasn't in my dead pool.

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              • GimpyPaw
                Senior Member
                • Oct 2024
                • 377

                #8
                Going forward when people die their souls will be collected by the Chuck Norris.

                Rest in spinning kicks Chuck.

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                • 44044
                  Slug
                  • Oct 2024
                  • 648

                  #9
                  Chuck will be back…

                  He just had some unfinished business

                  with Bruce Lee…

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                  • dinkydow
                    Moderator
                    • Oct 2024
                    • 711

                    #10
                    "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer....but he never crys."

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                    • 4thIDvet
                      Slug
                      • Oct 2024
                      • 1571

                      #11
                      Originally posted by 44044
                      Chuck will be back…

                      He just had some unfinished business

                      with Bruce Lee…
                      Just come across some small read up on 'Enter The Dragon'. Guess Bruce and Chuck were good friends and Norris flat out admitted Lee was just to damn fast with feet and hands for him to beat in a real fight. Good men R.I.P..

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                      • Savage11
                        Junior Member
                        • Mar 2026
                        • 5

                        #12
                        Colt 45 sleeps with chuck under his pillow.

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                        • Bluntforce
                          Senior Member
                          • Oct 2024
                          • 405

                          #13
                          He attacked sharks when he smelled them bleed.

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                          • Full Otto
                            Senior Member
                            • Apr 2025
                            • 184

                            #14
                            Chuck is getting some company
                            Valerie Perrine has died


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                            • Solid Snake
                              Forklift certified
                              • Oct 2024
                              • 372

                              #15
                              One time, Chuck Norris got the opportunity to pet a Bengal Tiger. Chuck entered the cage with the tiger's handler. When the handler said it was okay, Chuck knelt down and started petting the tiger. He said it was the coolest thing ever. Then there was a low, gutteral growl and the handler, very concerned, said "Okay stop. What I need you to do is slowly stand up, start backing out of the cage, and do not take your eyes off him." The tiger did just that.

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