Ted Turner dead at 87

[Full Otto]

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/06/us/ted-turner-death

[GARANDNUT]

HOT DAMN another commie assumes room temperature.

[4thIDvet]

Frigging A married Jane 'Hanoi' Fonda? Commie good bye A hole..

[GimpyPaw]

I’m trying to be a better person and not automatically celebrate the death of commie scum. Let me instead express that I’m glad he lived until he was 87.

Being married to a vile hag like Jane Fonda must have made every day a living Hell and I’m smiling thinking about how many miserable moments he had to endure to make 87 years old.

Now go suffer in your new Hell Ted. May you enjoy your new eternal home.

[aviator]

Another angel got his wings today.

[Pogo]

I'd like to own all of the land he owned.

[rice paddy daddy]

Anyone who would pork Hanoi Jane had some real issues.

[Sanders]

I'd like to own all of the land he owned.

I just hope it's all tied up in some way so it doesn't get covered in windmills and solar panels like they've done with a good portion of the State Trust lands in New Mexico. Ted Turner is probably the largest private land owner in the state.