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Here's the summary, if you don't want to read the article (truth is way stranger than parody. The article is from "Not the Bee")
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Report: Female cop shoots Jewish rabbi outside Pornhub office in Canada while hiding from Marxist gunman who killed immigrant officer named Mohamed
This reads like the darkest of satire:
As we reported yesterday, a female officer appears to have shot a civilian who spooked her while she was taking cover during an active shooting.
That man has been named as a Jewish rabbi named Michael Moshe Mizrahi, part of the Chabad movement. Canadian outlet La Presse reports that the female cop did indeed shoot him:
Michael Mizrahi, a 68-year-old trader, finds himself in the line of fire as he goes to buy a drink near his clothing store on Devonshire Road. In the same video, we see the man appear behind the policewoman, arriving from the side from which the suspect is shooting. In the chaos, the agent shoots the sixty-year-old dead ... Sources close to the investigation confirmed to us that it was indeed the patrolwoman who fired.
What we didn't know at the time is that the shooting took place outside the corporate offices of Pornhub's parent company, Aylo (formerly MindGeek), which owns the largest porn sites on the internet.
The shooter, an Alberta man named Seth Hatfield, reportedly fired into the Aylo building from his hotel across the street, as confirmed by La Presse.
He then made his way down onto the street where he appeared to ignore civilians but engaged officers in a firefight right outside the Aylo building.
These are a few quotes from the Hatfield's manifesto, as obtained by Rebel News:
The influence of Zionist Jews upon the western bourgeoisie is in fact so strong that in my other works I sometimes refer to the western ruling class itself as the Judaeo-bourgeois class
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The visiting of pornographic websites contributes greatly to bourgeois wealth, and the industry as a whole is one of our most repulsive and malignant enemies.
On page 86 of his manifesto (these psychos are always long-winded), he specifically lists viable targets for political violence.
These include equity firms, brokerages, elite bankers, politicians (both liberal and conservative), CEOs of energy companies, "alpha male swindlers" like Andrew Tate, those facilitating mass migration, plastic surgeons, and, you guessed it, "the headquarters of international pornography companies."
He also talks about the "filthy facets of the capitalist economy," the "liquidation" of the elite "Class A" through violent revolution, and striking fear into the "western bourgeois class."
(If this doesn't sound like a conservative Christian perspective, then you'd be right.)
The guy references "Robespierre, Saint-Just, Marx, and Lenin" as heroes, and quotes The Communist Manifesto directly:
This reads like the darkest of satire:
As we reported yesterday, a female officer appears to have shot a civilian who spooked her while she was taking cover during an active shooting.
That man has been named as a Jewish rabbi named Michael Moshe Mizrahi, part of the Chabad movement. Canadian outlet La Presse reports that the female cop did indeed shoot him:
Michael Mizrahi, a 68-year-old trader, finds himself in the line of fire as he goes to buy a drink near his clothing store on Devonshire Road. In the same video, we see the man appear behind the policewoman, arriving from the side from which the suspect is shooting. In the chaos, the agent shoots the sixty-year-old dead ... Sources close to the investigation confirmed to us that it was indeed the patrolwoman who fired.
What we didn't know at the time is that the shooting took place outside the corporate offices of Pornhub's parent company, Aylo (formerly MindGeek), which owns the largest porn sites on the internet.
The shooter, an Alberta man named Seth Hatfield, reportedly fired into the Aylo building from his hotel across the street, as confirmed by La Presse.
He then made his way down onto the street where he appeared to ignore civilians but engaged officers in a firefight right outside the Aylo building.
These are a few quotes from the Hatfield's manifesto, as obtained by Rebel News:
The influence of Zionist Jews upon the western bourgeoisie is in fact so strong that in my other works I sometimes refer to the western ruling class itself as the Judaeo-bourgeois class
...
The visiting of pornographic websites contributes greatly to bourgeois wealth, and the industry as a whole is one of our most repulsive and malignant enemies.
On page 86 of his manifesto (these psychos are always long-winded), he specifically lists viable targets for political violence.
These include equity firms, brokerages, elite bankers, politicians (both liberal and conservative), CEOs of energy companies, "alpha male swindlers" like Andrew Tate, those facilitating mass migration, plastic surgeons, and, you guessed it, "the headquarters of international pornography companies."
He also talks about the "filthy facets of the capitalist economy," the "liquidation" of the elite "Class A" through violent revolution, and striking fear into the "western bourgeois class."
(If this doesn't sound like a conservative Christian perspective, then you'd be right.)
The guy references "Robespierre, Saint-Just, Marx, and Lenin" as heroes, and quotes The Communist Manifesto directly:
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