Mitch McConnell be ded

[4thIDvet]

According to the Dumbocrats Mitch is recovering from his mysterious illness and will be able to a least raise his right arm to vote the way his friends in the Dumbocratic party tell him to. He muttered from his bed "I want to thank the person who sent me a get well card."

Sen. Mitch McConnell, 84, has been hospitalized for over three weeks following a medical emergency on June 14. While his office states he is improving and working remotely, they have not disclosed the cause of his hospitalization, prompting Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear to officially request a transparent health update. [1, 2, 3, 4]

Sen. Mitch McConnell still hospitalized and recovering

[Sanders]

It's beginning to look like the movie "Weekend at Bernie's" Two politicians spoke to him and claim he is alive, next they'll take him for a car drive and make him wave at people.

John Thune is on top of the situation.

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[4thIDvet]

His wife and his staff can continue to cast votes in proxy as long as there’s a heartbeat. Life support will keep him alive as long as needed.

Life according to their rules??
Yes he is hanging in their but he is resting and can't be disturbed.....

[GimpyPaw]

Life according to their rules??
Yes he is hanging in their but he is resting and can't be disturbed.....

I mean, if you shock him 40 times per minute that technically counts as a heart beat. Keep him on ice while you do it and it will be a month before he starts to smell.

[aviator]

I've heard they just asked Jill Biden for help.

[rto]

Yeah, she knows how to keep the dead going.

[Solid Snake]

His wife and his staff can continue to cast votes in proxy as long as there’s a heartbeat. Life support will keep him alive as long as needed.

Nah, he can cast his own votes. Just like when Jimmy Carter made a clear and conscious decision to cast his own vote for kamala.

[Sanders]

It's amazing how many politicians are claiming to have had a conversation with him recently. There aren't enough hours in the day to cover all those phone calls they are saying they made.

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[rto]

Heck, I just got off of the phone with Mitch, we talked for 20 minutes.

[aviator]

Heck, I just got off of the phone with Mitch, we talked for 20 minutes.

I think you got ripped off, did you dial the "Talk to Mitch Hot Line" $25.00 a minute?

[rto]

I think you got ripped off, did you dial the "Talk to Mitch Hot Line" $25.00 a minute?

He called me.

[GBob01]

He's not dead, its just rigor tortoise setting in

[Sheepdawg]

Why Mitch is sharp as a tack, runs circles around his young staff.🤣