I found a thief, right here in my house.

[aviator]

Son of a gun, We have an electric recliner and also the ends of the sofa facing the TV have electric recliners. Well today I just for no reason I stuck my hand down the right side of one of them and voila' I found one of my missing pocket knives, so I said to myself, let's try the one on the sofa....a pair of reading glasses and my other missing pocket knife. I found them! Freaking thief! I thought my wife had inadvertently thrown them away with an Amazon box or something.

[mrkalashnikov]

The Guilty Party...is the man in the mirror!

[rto]

I have a thief in the front seats of my RAM pickup. More than once I've misplaced my phone. I've looked all around the house and garage for it and finally had my wife call it. When we couldn't hear it ring we knew that more likely it got slid into the crevice between the front seats of the truck. I've had keys and favorite writing pens (temporarily) disappear there also.

[4thIDvet]

I know I am getting senile Alzheimer's some damn thing. I loose stuff when it is right in front of me on the damn table. Found my sunglasses in the freezer. I have to put everything in the same spot 'keys' or I loose them. No way do I accuse anyone of stealing around here cause I am the pin head that keeps loosing stuff.

[rto]

I know I am getting senile Alzheimer's some damn thing. I loose stuff when it is right in front of me on the damn table. Found my sunglasses in the freezer. I have to put everything in the same spot 'keys' or I loose them. No way do I accuse anyone of stealing around here cause I am the pin head that keeps loosing stuff.

You were extra cool then, huh.

[ColonelKorn]

I once paid for gas by digging under my car seats

[44044]

I look for stuff all of the time

and find it right in front of me…

I am still looking for my sanity

[Sanders]

I look for stuff all of the time

and find it right in front of me…

I am still looking for my sanity

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

You'll always find what you are looking for in the last place you look.

[aviator]

If they ever hook you up to a Heart-Lung machine and stop your heart like they did to me you'll find out what not remembering things is really like. Holy crap. I was just telling my brother a few minutes ago. It's bad.