If I had a nickel

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  • Klauss
    Senior Member
    • Oct 2024
    • 226

    If I had a nickel

    If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I'd be like "where'd this nickel come from?" and then there'd
    be another nickel and I'd think "what's with the nickels?" leading to more nickels and confusion and eventually I'd be slowly crushed by
    nickels without ever knowing why
  • 44044
    Slug
    • Oct 2024
    • 695

    #2
    If I had a hammer…

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    • aviator
      Administrator
      • Oct 2024
      • 2217

      #3
      Klaus you see that’s a problem, you need to think bigger and in bigger terms….. instead of a nickel make it a $100 bill and before you know….. well…… you won’t know what happened to your Million Dollars.
      Sometimes I wish I had a Harry Potter's wand and make people go up into smoke.

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      • Solid Snake
        Forklift certified
        • Oct 2024
        • 397

        #4
        If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive, eventually they would find me attractive.

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        • ColonelKorn
          ColonelKorn commented
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          They'd find your wallet attractive, not you.
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