Don't forget your metal butt plug

[baboon]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...-MRI-scan.html

[Bluntforce]

As Richard Pryor would say, “She tore her ass on that one.”

Reading that story put me in a quandry like the half-Jewish, half Puerto Rican kid who really wanted that new bike at the store. He didn’t know whether to talk the store owner down to wholesale or just steal the MF. That back passage/lost inside caption has the soundtrack of my mind simultaneously playing a parody of Time Passages, Back Passages and a very slightly alturd version of Just died in your Arms Tonight. It’s been hours of free entertainment.

[dinkydow]

I have had two MRI's. There were question re, welding, and BOTH times the technicians who were prepping me for the MRI made very sure that I understood the aftermath of me having any iron derivatives (iron has a strong reaction to magnetic forces) in my person. Responding to a question, re, welding got me an eye exam. AND...since my buttplug was made of latex, I was able to retain it.

[GimpyPaw]

Read the title and knew it was going to be an MRI problem. If you’re the type of person who needs a butt plug, chances are you have a long history of poor choices, and there’s a good chance that trend will continue.

[10-32]

Darwinism at work.

[dinkydow]

Stupid is as stupid does.

[aviator]

I bet that was painful. she must have had a very especial ass not to remember it was there...it hurts when I'm constipated, can you imagine having a plug in all the time?...sickening. Before you go into those big round tubes they strip you of any metal. Guns, keys pens, glasses, watches...I guess Titanium is OK, my sternum is wrapped with it.

[baboon]

The other day i seen a video of some chick in a gym doing squats with weights. Really nice ass on her in her yoga pants. When she squatted it revealed a blinking butt plug. Talk about an advertisement for butt sex!

[dinkydow]

I recently purchased a chrome plated steel BP for a lady friends BD present. She wanted it "size LARGE" with a "ruby red jewel." I got her just what she wanted. I please to aim.

Yes. I have fucked her up her ass many times. Its much tighter than her snatch. As with many mature women: "With age comes anal." Although many much younger gals pretty much demand to be "three holed." I really enjoy making my sex partner cum and cum again. It's a mans duty, no? I have heard that a good cocksman can make a woman cum. BUT a GREAT cocksman can make a woman forget how to walk.

[10-32]

I recently purchased a chrome plated steel BP for a lady friends BD present. She wanted it "size LARGE" with a "ruby red jewel." I got her just what she wanted. I please to aim.

Yes. I have fucked her up her ass many times. Its much tighter than her snatch. As with many mature women: "With age comes anal." Although many much younger gals pretty much demand to be "three holed." I really enjoy making my sex partner cum and cum again. It's a mans duty, no? I have heard that a good cocksman can make a woman cum. BUT a GREAT cocksman can make a woman forget how to walk.

You're full of shit.

[baboon]

A legend in his own mind! Butt sex is just plain faggotry at heart. I’ll take pussy over butt sex every time. The smell of funk just ain’t something I really don’t care for. I certainly don’t want shit entering my piss hole & I aint one for rubbers. I guess my late wife spoiled me with great sex.

[10-32]

A legend in his own mind! Butt sex is just plain faggotry at heart. I’ll take pussy over butt sex every time. The smell of funk just ain’t something I really don’t care for. I certainly don’t want shit entering my piss hole & I aint one for rubbers. I guess my late wife spoiled me with great sex.

Mud on the helmet...is for football.

[dinkydow]

You're full of shit.

Ahhh... A puritan. You snooze you lose.

[dinkydow]

A legend in his own mind! Butt sex is just plain faggotry at heart. I’ll take pussy over butt sex every time. The smell of funk just ain’t something I really don’t care for. I certainly don’t want shit entering my piss hole & I aint one for rubbers. I guess my late wife spoiled me with great sex.

Please explain how a sex act... between two willing adults, one male the other female, is homosexual? Waiting.... Personally I prefer hot, tight, wet, pussy's...the kind age 18 thru @24, hardbelly gals have. Once past @24 they begin to become focused on finding a man who will provide for them, a nest to feather. Or they become career focused and keep on sport fucking. My last GF is turning 39 in March. i booted her back to kaliforniastan. Why did I boot a hot babe back where she came from? She loved sucking my cock dry and has a very tight and well manicured hoochy. I feel for the gal...BUT...she became a pain in my ass about wanting to have my baby. Fuck that! I'm 75 years old.

Its a fact...Some gals like it up debutt. Many young hardbelly gals consider it a part of normal sex. Fact. Just because some don't like "getting the toad muddy," is no reason to whine. Puritanical geeks...do...remind me of mosloms, in many ways. Wearing a rubber, ribbed and pre lubricated, turned inside out, AND... buttered with plenty of Superglide, then easing the bone home into the winking stinkeye... with some ass slaps....and its time to rodeo.

[10-32]

You're funny.