If Trump Wants Canada, Here’s How He Gets It

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  • 500grains
    Senior Member
    • Oct 2024
    • 121

    If Trump Wants Canada, Here’s How He Gets It

    If Trump Wants Canada, Here’s How He Gets It

    'First, Trump should simultaneously invite the rich conservative province of Alberta and the poor liberal province of Newfoundland & Labrador to join the U.S. Since Canada’s Supreme Court already ruled that provinces can leave Canada via a clear referendum, the people of these two provinces would quickly snap up the dream deals that Trump can offer them, especially since so many of them love Americans and have long resented being exploited by Canada’s central provinces.

    Newfoundland with its vast resources and strategic Atlantic location near Greenland would become the fourth largest U.S. state — only Alaska, California, and Texas have larger land masses.'

    Once it becomes clear that Alberta is leaving Canada, opposition in the rest of Canada to joining the U.S. will quickly collapse.
  • 500grains
    Senior Member
    • Oct 2024
    • 121

    #2
    'Once it becomes clear that Alberta is leaving Canada, opposition in the rest of Canada to joining the U.S. will quickly collapse. Quebec, whose separatists lost its 1995 referendum by just 1%, remains in Canada only because it is heavily subsidized by Alberta.'

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    • Sanders
      Moderator
      • Oct 2024
      • 1639

      #3
      Alberta and Saskatchewan would probably come together - Canada's oil fields and breadbasket. But, they have to leave the CanOla oil behind.

      They have a really bad immigration problem, though. Countless pajeets, Chinese, and niggers have invaded Canada. We aren't taking them, either.

      Honestly, I think it would be a disaster for us to take Kanada on as a full state. I believe Trump talks about it with his tongue firmly planted in his cheek. I'd rather see Greenland come in as a state, or at least a protectorate like Puerto Rico. In fact, jettison Puerto Rico and replace it with Greenland.

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      • aviator
        Administrator
        • Oct 2024
        • 2385

        #4
        As long as their tax money supports their Inuits, we have plenty of free loaders already.
        Sometimes I wish I had a Harry Potter's wand and make people go up into smoke.

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        • 500grains
          Senior Member
          • Oct 2024
          • 121

          #5
          Originally posted by aviator
          As long as their tax money supports their Inuits, we have plenty of free loaders already.
          The Inuits can move to SoCal and pick lettuce, now that we have shortage of beaners.

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          • merc
            Senior Member
            • Oct 2024
            • 486

            #6
            Trump says he wants Canada to fuck with
            liberals and make their hair fly off their heads .

            The population of Canada is overwhelmingly
            left wing , and this would be inviting the coyote
            to be in charge of the hen house . Every national
            election would go Democrat ..

            MERC

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            • aviator
              Administrator
              • Oct 2024
              • 2385

              #7
              Originally posted by 500grains

              The Inuits can move to SoCal and pick lettuce, now that we have shortage of beaners.
              🤣 sounds good to me but they might melt in the sun.
              Sometimes I wish I had a Harry Potter's wand and make people go up into smoke.

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              • dinkydow
                Moderator
                • Oct 2024
                • 763

                #8
                Western Canada, Alberta and Saskatchewan... The rest no. Bunch of French, effeminate, Nancy boys.
                Last edited by dinkydow; 02-26-2025, 12:43 PM.

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                • Retvet
                  Moderator
                  • Oct 2024
                  • 597

                  #9
                  We should be building a northern wall just like in the south.

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                  • 4thIDvet
                    Slug
                    • Oct 2024
                    • 1866

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Retvet
                    We should be building a northern wall just like in the south.
                    Yup what RetVet is saying a northern wall. I think Canada is one of the longest borders in the world with the U.S.. Not the longest but damn long. Mega miles unguarded nobody watching. I spent a week at my buddy's house helping pick potatoes on his farm and he says to me Tim your in Canada now. His farm slightly extended into Canada. Cool no BP..
                    They get passes to go too the store in Canada on snow mobiles in the winter time. Police rarely if ever bother them but if they get stopped they just show their passes and off they go. He said the B.P. is super cool no problems.

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                    • 500grains
                      Senior Member
                      • Oct 2024
                      • 121

                      #11
                      We could invade Canada and then deport the people who suck to Pakistan.

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