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Guess Montana has been Kalifornicated:
MRS. MASSACRE
@Missus_Massacre
ยท
23h
I am getting so fucking sick and tired of all your rat fucks who've moved to Montana. All day, it's been nothing but the rudest motherfuckers on the planet--in person and in traffic. Every goddamn day is like this and getting worse and worse as more of you absolute knuckle draggers invade. It's not even enjoyable to live here anymore because you stupid fucking morons think you're even remotely welcome here and treat everyone around you like shit--while you drive like my grandma. AND SHE'S A FUCKING DEAD PERSON.
Aww, you wanna move here for a better life for your fat-fuck, stay-at-home-and-sell-Thrive, Karen-ass wife and your ugly kids? I don't give a single fuck. How about the LOCALS' quality of life? Because y'all are straight SHITTING all over our quality of life with your bullshit presence and your stupid wannabe cowboy hats (when you don't even fucking ranch and would get bitten by a fucking horse).
Housing costs are through the roof, thanks to you retarded jackwagons. In 2020 my house was worth 220K. Right now it's at half a million dollars with ZERO HOME IMPROVEMENTS SINCE MOVING IN. You retards probably think, "Oh, well that's a lot of equity!" Read between the lines, you cancerous wastes; locals can't fucking afford to live here anymore because you and your wife with fat-skin creases for knuckles and your stupid, ugly shit stain kids who'd rather bash their face into an iPad all day than spend one second in the outdoors like an ACTUAL Montanan are taking up fucking space.
Our infrastructure is overwhelmed. You dumb shits burn our forests down each year because your stupid ass can't figure out how to pour water on a camp fire or tie your chains up, but you just HAD to come shove your head up a buffalo's ass. We locals have lost homes, land, and ranches because your slobby asses watched one too many episodes of "Yellowstone" and you came to play cowboy and fuck everything up. You're not the Duttons; you're a sentient tumor.
Y'all have no sense of what it means to be "neighborly". Y'all have no clue what our traditions and culture are. You can shove your Starbucks right up your bleached ass hole and get fucked. We Montanans used to live tourist season and meeting all the new faces. Now? I pray for the Yellowstone caldera to explode and I'd leave without even giving y'all a road map, just to come back and sit on my mountain of ash in peace and fucking quiet
So fuck all y'all. All of you. And get the fuck out, or get the fuck out of the way.
Love,
Nobody. Nobody loves you; not even Jesus.
@Missus_Massacre
ยท
23h
I am getting so fucking sick and tired of all your rat fucks who've moved to Montana. All day, it's been nothing but the rudest motherfuckers on the planet--in person and in traffic. Every goddamn day is like this and getting worse and worse as more of you absolute knuckle draggers invade. It's not even enjoyable to live here anymore because you stupid fucking morons think you're even remotely welcome here and treat everyone around you like shit--while you drive like my grandma. AND SHE'S A FUCKING DEAD PERSON.
Aww, you wanna move here for a better life for your fat-fuck, stay-at-home-and-sell-Thrive, Karen-ass wife and your ugly kids? I don't give a single fuck. How about the LOCALS' quality of life? Because y'all are straight SHITTING all over our quality of life with your bullshit presence and your stupid wannabe cowboy hats (when you don't even fucking ranch and would get bitten by a fucking horse).
Housing costs are through the roof, thanks to you retarded jackwagons. In 2020 my house was worth 220K. Right now it's at half a million dollars with ZERO HOME IMPROVEMENTS SINCE MOVING IN. You retards probably think, "Oh, well that's a lot of equity!" Read between the lines, you cancerous wastes; locals can't fucking afford to live here anymore because you and your wife with fat-skin creases for knuckles and your stupid, ugly shit stain kids who'd rather bash their face into an iPad all day than spend one second in the outdoors like an ACTUAL Montanan are taking up fucking space.
Our infrastructure is overwhelmed. You dumb shits burn our forests down each year because your stupid ass can't figure out how to pour water on a camp fire or tie your chains up, but you just HAD to come shove your head up a buffalo's ass. We locals have lost homes, land, and ranches because your slobby asses watched one too many episodes of "Yellowstone" and you came to play cowboy and fuck everything up. You're not the Duttons; you're a sentient tumor.
Y'all have no sense of what it means to be "neighborly". Y'all have no clue what our traditions and culture are. You can shove your Starbucks right up your bleached ass hole and get fucked. We Montanans used to live tourist season and meeting all the new faces. Now? I pray for the Yellowstone caldera to explode and I'd leave without even giving y'all a road map, just to come back and sit on my mountain of ash in peace and fucking quiet
So fuck all y'all. All of you. And get the fuck out, or get the fuck out of the way.
Love,
Nobody. Nobody loves you; not even Jesus.
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