Newbie Checking In

[mrkalashnikov]

Well, I go by the moniker "mrkalashnikov" though I've never actually owned any guns. I like long walks on the beach, voting democrat, and drinking cheap bourbon out of a jelly glass.

I am proud of my 6-post count at this new place. 😎

[10-32]

Post a pic of you in your underwear and your shotgun on a stained mattress for authenticity.

[mrkalashnikov]

Post a pic of you in your underwear and your shotgun on a stained mattress for authenticity.

I am not Ferd. I am MrKalashnikov, well-known member of the Internet since about 2000.

[10-32]

i am not ferd. I am mrkalashnikov, well-known member of the internet since about 2000.

lolololololol😂🤣😅😎

[Pogo]

Ferd was an interesting idiot.