Purchasing a new truck.

[dinkydow]

So dinky what the hay is drivers assist? You push a button and some hot chick comes and drives you home??
I would push the damn button every night.

You activate the system, select the representation and then the selected hot babe appears NUDE, in the passenger seat, leans over and begins to expertly drain your penis and testicals of its quarts of fresh DNA. All while keeping the vehicle a safe distance from other vehicles and in your own lane. It recognizes stop and speed limit signs.... All... as you are relaxing while locked in the throes of oral sex and orgasmic delight. Then, after ejaculation, the avatar offers a warm wash cloth to remove any residual saliva and nuttsak fluid from your junk.

The onboard archival system can retain over 100 different hot babes of your selection.... SPURT...SPURTING...AHHHHH...SO GOOD!

[4thIDvet]

You activate the system, select the representation and then the selected hot babe appears NUDE, in the passenger seat, leans over and begins to expertly drain your penis and testicals of its quarts of fresh DNA. All while keeping the vehicle a safe distance from other vehicles and in your own lane. It recognizes stop and speed limit signs.... All... as you are relaxing while locked in the throes of oral sex and orgasmic delight. Then, after ejaculation, the avatar offers a warm wash cloth to remove any residual saliva and nuttsak fluid from your junk.

The onboard archival system can retain over 100 different hot babes of your selection.... SPURT...SPURTING...AHHHHH...SO GOOD!

Sweet Jesus I knew better than to ask by brother dinky. But my God that sounds good bud.

[dinkydow]

I had no idea what it was...I kept seeing it on the options list.......and just had to search out WTF it is. Looks like it keeps you from wrecking your car If you zone out.

[4thIDvet]

I had no idea what it was...I kept seeing it on the options list.......and just had to search out WTF it is. Looks like it keeps you from wrecking your car If you zone out.

The brand new million button rental car I just had was equipped with and alarm that went off if you drifted to the side of the road and hit the strip with the bumps on it. Falling asleep drifting to the side of the road 'BEEP' sure enough to wake you up. Took awhile to figure what it was but I liked it.

[aviator]

The brand new million button rental car I just had was equipped with and alarm that went off if you drifted to the side of the road and hit the strip with the bumps on it. Falling asleep drifting to the side of the road 'BEEP' sure enough to wake you up. Took awhile to figure what it was but I liked it.

Most expensive new cars are pretty much self driving, just keep minimal pressure on the steering wheel and it will follow the road, cars in front are slow?...no problems there, they will adjust the speed or even stop automatically. Those long three hour trips to the island are a breeze, just push a couple buttons and let it go.

[remus]

I think I will keep my 92 Ford F-150 , straight 6. 5 speed manual 4x4, king cab, 8 foot bed. dents scratches and sun damaged paint. I love my old truck, we have been in many strange places and situations and it always got us out.

[dinkydow]

All paperwork for purchase of new truck done online today. So...I shopped online...researched specifications online...sifted through dozens of trucks online...made a deal on the one of my choice and just completed all necessary paperwork for financing etc...online.

ALL from the comfort of my easy chair while sitting in front of mg fireplace in my living room. The new truck will be delivered HERE and the old one driven away by the dealership up the road. I expect delivery to be tomorrow. The fellow who came here earlier today to look over my trade in carried with him the loan app which I completed in about five minutes. A slam dunk. The same guy will be delivering the new one switching my plates etc.painless. I tried half a dozen time to complete the finance paperwork online....but....I'm just too stupid to figure it out... Apparently?

Oh well... "BIG RED," will soon be in my driveway... awaiting some pleasure cruising.

[rto]

Congrats on the new ride, Dinky.

[44044]

Don’t forget to call your insurance agent…

[4thIDvet]

Good man dinky enjoy you earned it buddy. 👍
dinky sorry if I am being rude but what kind of interest are they doing now on new vehicles?? I have a near perfect 832 credit score.

It depends on just what you are buying. What the sticker price is and how much time you wish to satisfy the loan. Anywhere from 0% to @6.5%. As well as your credit rating AND how much you have for a down payment.

[aviator]

Well, good for you!

[dinkydow]

Don’t forget to call your insurance agent…

As soon as the new one has been delivered and I have the VIN#,etc. Except it might have to wait till the day after Christmas? Depends on my insured agents holiday business hours. IIRC my insurer gives me a short-term "grace period" to switch the coverage over. Don't much matter, as new one is not going anywhere over the Christmas holiday. A gal pal is already bugging me to drive it. I will have to spend some serious time reading and studying the owners manual to become somewhat familiar with what all the switches and flashy lights do.

[dinkydow]

New truck was delivered this afternoon, the plates switched and the trade in driven back to the Ford shop. Wow! What a pimpmobile. Ahhhhh...the new truck smell... The red color really spruced up the driveway AND Its one big mofo. I have carried the owners manual inside to read and study...lots to know. It is equipped with a scale to inform the driver of the weight of a load in the 8' bed... Came with a full 34 gallon gas tank, so I will be able to do some cruising before a fill up is required. Sadly (???)with the engines 10.5 compression ratio the cheapest gasoline is no longer an option. But!!! 430hp!

I started it up and listened to the Godzilla engine roar. It has 13 miles on the clock. I will contact my insurance agent on Friday or Saturday to transfer my coverage from the 2014 to the 2026....I had just paid my old trucks premium last week. Two fobs and a push button start...same as my 2009 ZO6. Must be the industry standard? Room enough to have hot monkey sex in backseat which folds down for gear storage. Slightly less backseat leg room than the crew cab. But not much. With the 20" 12 ply tires it sits a little higher than the truck it replaces. the bodywork is all aluminum, so no more rusting out. My old truck was being eaten alive with rust. It was a good truck to me. But I have a new one that will take its place just fine.

[44044]

Enjoy your new ride Sir…

[dinkydow]

GF is here...and...she really likes the new truck. Got in started it up. Moved it up by the garage. Remarked about how much more luxurious it is than old one. She is right. The old one is Spartan but "X-ed" all the really necessary 4x4 boxes. Now its time to travel in style.