Canada cheating in Olimpic curling event

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  • Pogo
    Mystic Knight of the sea
    • Oct 2024
    • 620

    Canada cheating in Olimpic curling event

    Oh No! What a dastardly thing to do. ๐Ÿ˜

    Canada's curling team faces fresh cheating allegations by a Swiss player who claims to have witnessed "double-touching" violations during its 9-5 win at Milan Cortina.
    We have met the enemy and he is us.

  • 4thIDvet
    Slug
    • Oct 2024
    • 1665

    #2
    Nothing and I mean nothing is worse than a 'double toucher' in curling. It's time to call in the goons and beat the dog piss out of this Canuk. Put the sticks to his cranium and call it a day. Hey.

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    • merc
      Senior Member
      • Oct 2024
      • 391

      #3
      We need brawling in Curling .
      Let it police itself , like hockey ๐Ÿ˜†
      Curling enforcers ๐Ÿค 

      ( Dave "The Hammer" Schultz vs Terry O'Reilly ๐Ÿคจ๐ŸฅŠ )
      MERC
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      • GimpyPaw
        Senior Member
        • Oct 2024
        • 407

        #4
        I continue to believe curling is just a gigantic, world wide practical joke somebody is playing on me. I had never heard of it, and nobody I knew had heard of it. One day it was suddenly in the Winter Olympics and everybody on TV and all the Olympic types were all "Oh yea, curling is super normal. Almost everyone has a favorite team. Everybody knows and loves curling!" I was right about when the Y2K computer bug thing was going on. Probably not related in any way, but I'll use that as a launching pad for another government conspiracy anyway.

        I call bullshit! Curling ain't real and the government is in on it!

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        • 4thIDvet
          Slug
          • Oct 2024
          • 1665

          #5
          Originally posted by merc
          We need brawling in Curling .
          Let it police itself , like hockey ๐Ÿ˜†
          Curling enforcers ๐Ÿค 

          ( Dave "The Hammer" Schultz vs Terry O'Reilly ๐Ÿคจ๐ŸฅŠ )
          MERC
          Merc a way better one. Wayne Cashman 'Bruins' versus Dave 'The Hammer' Schultz playoffs in Philly.. My buddies restaurant in Boston across from the Garden the Bruins came in after loosing the series to Philly. I was working and Cashmans face looked like a frigging truck hit it. Cashman told Shultz he did not feel good did not want to fight but the crowd would not have it. Lots of blood..

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          • 4thIDvet
            Slug
            • Oct 2024
            • 1665

            #6
            Originally posted by GimpyPaw
            I continue to believe curling is just a gigantic, world wide practical joke somebody is playing on me. I had never heard of it, and nobody I knew had heard of it. One day it was suddenly in the Winter Olympics and everybody on TV and all the Olympic types were all "Oh yea, curling is super normal. Almost everyone has a favorite team. Everybody knows and loves curling!" I was right about when the Y2K computer bug thing was going on. Probably not related in any way, but I'll use that as a launching pad for another government conspiracy anyway.

            I call bullshit! Curling ain't real and the government is in on it!
            Geez come on Gimpy next your gonna say wrestling is fake? Yah can't talk to these rednecks down here when wrestling is on the tele.

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            • merc
              Senior Member
              • Oct 2024
              • 391

              #7
              Originally posted by 4thIDvet

              Merc a way better one. Wayne Cashman 'Bruins' versus Dave 'The Hammer' Schultz playoffs in Philly.. My buddies restaurant in Boston across from the Garden the Bruins came in after loosing the series to Philly. I was working and Cashmans face looked like a frigging truck hit it. Cashman told Shultz he did not feel good did not want to fight but the crowd would not have it. Lots of blood..

              The only guy I saw the better of Schultz
              was Clarke Gilles in a Islanders vs Flyers
              playoff game .

              Ranger fans like me loved Gilles that night .
              Schultz used to beat the shit out Rangers
              on a regular basis .

              MERC

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              • Solid Snake
                Forklift certified
                • Oct 2024
                • 389

                #8
                Originally posted by 4thIDvet

                Geez come on Gimpy next your gonna say wrestling is fake? Yah can't talk to these rednecks down here when wrestling is on the tele.
                Wait.....its fake???

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                • 4thIDvet
                  Slug
                  • Oct 2024
                  • 1665

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Solid Snake

                  Wait.....its fake???
                  Nooooooo its not fake. Oh my God my head is spinning..

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                  • Wraith
                    Member
                    • Oct 2024
                    • 41

                    #10
                    Until somebody breaks out the hard-core science using robot throwing arms and laser trackers to measure the speed and course of the stone, I will never believe that the people with the brooms have any influence on that curling stone whatsoever. So as far as I'm concerned curling is nothing but shuffleboard on ice with extra people at least until science proves otherwise.

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                    • merc
                      Senior Member
                      • Oct 2024
                      • 391

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Solid Snake

                      Wait.....its fake???
                      What ?? Fake ?? ๐Ÿคฏ

                      MERC

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                      • aviator
                        Administrator
                        • Oct 2024
                        • 2168

                        #12
                        Cut his finger off! He'll learn.
                        Sometimes I wish I had a Harry Potter's wand and make people go up into smoke.

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                        • FloridaAKM
                          Certified Retiree
                          • Oct 2024
                          • 137

                          #13
                          Curling sounds like something girls do before a date, get all spiffed up, makeup & hair.

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                          • Solid Snake
                            Forklift certified
                            • Oct 2024
                            • 389

                            #14
                            Curling in the Olympics? No, let's get Shirling in the Olympics!

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                            • Sanders
                              Moderator
                              • Oct 2024
                              • 1519

                              #15
                              Originally posted by merc
                              We need brawling in Curling .
                              Let it police itself , like hockey ๐Ÿ˜†
                              Curling enforcers ๐Ÿค 

                              ( Dave "The Hammer" Schultz vs Terry O'Reilly ๐Ÿคจ๐ŸฅŠ )
                              MERC
                              There is a recent video going around online of a pFrench hockey player beating the crap out of a Kanadian hocky player. Oh, how far Kanada has fallen!!

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