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[merc]

I don’t drink coffee…

I drink enough coffee the the President
of Columbia owes me a Christmas card

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[merc]

I ran into a girl during covid in Cabela's. Literally came around the corner and we almost walked into each other. We were the only ones in the store not wearing a mask. She had black hair, fair skin and brilliant blue eyes. When she saw I didn't have a mask on, she gave me the biggest smile and I told her that I guess we were the only ones in the store not afraid to hide our smiles. At that, she blushed. She was probably 20 years younger than me, and I was and am still quite happily married......but in another life, who knows?

SANDERS being Steve McQueen here and
charming the wee lassie .

Thankfully , the kid didn't crash into SANDERS.
SANDERS is big .
Like taking a hit from an F-450 Diesel ⛽️ 🤣

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[aviator]

Satan in female form!

Yeah but......just like the Mona Lisa I wouldn't be able to do much with it.

[4thIDvet]

Well all sounds good and mushy but remember somebody somewhere is probably sick of her sheeet..

[aviator]

Well all sounds good and mushy but remember somebody somewhere is probably sick of her sheeet..

I ain't touching that! no, no, no. I'm too old to get in trouble.

[55chevy]

Well all sounds good and mushy but remember somebody somewhere is probably sick of her sheeet..

What was the rule, #3?

[aviator]

What was the rule, #3?

Ha! rule #3, was guilty of it one time in my life. Years later she became a lesbian. go figure.

[rto]

What was the rule, #3?

Never stick it in crazy.

[Sanders]

I drink enough coffee the the President
of Columbia owes me a Christmas card

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There you go.

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[44044]

Rule # 1…

They only Love themselves

[merc]

There you go.

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This is accurate 🤠

MERC