It's so peaceful out here in the country

[Full Otto]

Nasty truck fire last night just west of me.

https://fox59.com/news/indot-at-least-1-killed-after-multiple-semis-crash-catch-fire-on-interstate-65-in-jasper-county/

JASPER COUNTY, Ind. — At least one person is dead after multiple semis crashed and caught on fire on Interstate 65 in Jasper County Monday night.
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Trucks were passing by all night but now with daylight traffic is building in front of my house
I need some lemonade I could make a killing




Some sneaky devils thought they could get around it


Guessing news chopper

[Sanders]

Should have stopped them and asked them if they wanted to buy a 'possum.

"How many you got?"

"None, yet. I just wanted to see if you all might want one when I do catch them."

(paraphrased from Jerry Clower)

[Full Otto]

In the afternoon this guy showed up over my house


Back to normal this morning

[ColonelKorn]

We just have a family of Pakistani drug dealers on my dead end country road.

[merc]

East Flatbush

I live on the Crip side of Flatbush Ave .
The East side of Flatbush Ave is Blood .
Never a dull moment here. 😆☠️

I also have a quiet place on Long Island .

MERC
🔱🪓🛡

[4thIDvet]

Noo no no lemonade. A small hot dog cart with a hot chick in the smallest bikini she can find. We had them on Sample road down S. Florida. Their was more damn cars bumping into each other hell even a few police cars were bumper bumping. 😀
North of aviator but he will know where I am talking. Must have been 30 chicks out their every one a damn 10. Hell traffic was backed up for miles I think they finally had to shut them down it took and hour to get down that damn road.
Bet you would be looking at a thousand $$ a day Full Otto..

[4thIDvet]

East Flatbush

I live on the Crip side of Flatbush Ave .
The East side of Flatbush Ave is Blood .
Never a dull moment here. 😆☠️

I also have a quiet place on Long Island .

MERC
🔱🪓🛡

Merc you would go nuts out their in the country. No pizza at the end of the road no horn beeping no Chinese take out. Your pretty island girl would have to sit in the driveway and beep the horn so you could sleep.. 😁

[merc]

Merc you would go nuts out their in the country. No pizza at the end of the road no horn beeping no Chinese take out. Your pretty island girl would have to sit in the driveway and beep the horn so you could sleep.. 😁

I would adapt .

I would miss cannoli , real pizza ,
real Italian food , and Chinese takeout.
I wouldn't miss traffic and crazy white liberals

I would get a George Strait hat.
I already have plenty of cowboy boots
and white tees
The problem is when I speak .
I sound like Goodfellas and Tom Waits 🤠

That gives me up every time 😆

Jamie ?
Fuhgiddabowdit .
Hates bugs and critters .
She is out of her element when she isn't
on concrete .

When she went on your boat into the
gator swamps , that for her , was like
landing at Normandy 6-6-1944
🤣🤣🤣

MERC
🔱🪓🛡

[aviator]

We just have a family of Pakistani drug dealers on my dead end country road.

DEAD end street.....lots of possibility there. Just shut up keep digging.

[4thIDvet]

Jamie ?
Fuhgiddabowdit .
Hates bugs and critters .
She is out of her element when she isn't
on concrete .

When she went on your boat into the
gator swamps , that for her , was like
landing at Normandy 6-6-1944
🤣🤣🤣

MERC
🔱🪓🛡

Merc Jamie may be smarter than the both of us. Let her see this.. 😕

'The gator grabbed her out of the canoe': Woman dies after alligator attack in Florida

'The gator grabbed her out of the canoe': Woman dies after alligator attack in Florida

"I think we need a bigger boat." Jaws.
Poor soul damn gator drowned her. Think she was one of three attacks past few weeks. Lee is still going gator hunting if yah want to go. Night time with lights I ain't goin let me know how yah made out in the morning.. 😀

[Full Otto]

The occasional traffic jam doesn't seem so bad all of a sudden

[Johnny]

Wife and I chose to retire in the country. While I can sing the praises of country living, it's not for everyone. There are disadvantages besides the obvious ones of being located far from shopping, restaurants, and services. Many contractors don't service our area or charge a hefty premium. Driving on dirt roads reduces the lifespan of vehicles. Deer and salmon poachers require property owners to be vigilant.

[rto]

I used to live in the country. I still live in the same place but the developers have bought up property around our lake system and cut down almost every fucking tree that they can find. They have also filled in wetlands so that they put 4 houses per acre on it. I can't legally fill in wetlands but the builders can if they purchase wetlands on the other side of the state in some preserve. To me that doesn't make sense because land 90 miles away has nothing to do with the ecology here.

Anyway it was nice the 40 years of country life that lasted for us. 4thIDvet is fortunate because his country property is surrounded by a national forest and it will not change any time soon.

[dinkydow]

"....green acres is the place to be..."

[GARANDNUT]

Peace? Whats that?