There Have Been 3 Horrific Alligator Attacks In Florida

[rto]

That guy looked like a rag doll cartwheeling through the air.

[GimpyPaw]

While on the subject, did you see the guy getting hit by a bison yesterday? It's on the news Old man taking pictures of the beast, well...it's mating season, you get the hell out of the way but no, he wanted a picture, he flew about 10 feet in the air.

Bison are like celebrities. They like to charge for taking their picture.

[GARANDNUT]

Tardigrades go back to 600 million years and they are a tiny little creature that can survive almost anything.

Those are weird creatures. They are basically immortal and can survive the vacuum of space and extreme radiation exposure. It makes one wonder if they came from space and were delivered here on an asteroid. 👽

The American Alligator age so slowly they show little sign of aging in captivity. They ultimately die from injuries, illness or other causes, but rarely old age and their possible lifespan is not really known. They can go a year without eating and are partially endothermic. I would not be surprised if those things showed up at some point in TN, they could conceivable swim from the Gulf up the Mississippi to the Ohio river and into the TN river system. There is plenty of food and TN only has about 4 months of cold weather.

[4thIDvet]

Those are weird creatures. They are basically immortal and can survive the vacuum of space and extreme radiation exposure. It makes one wonder if they came from space and were delivered here on an asteroid. 👽

The American Alligator age so slowly they show little sign of aging in captivity. They ultimately die from injuries, illness or other causes, but rarely old age and their possible lifespan is not really known. They can go a year without eating and are partially endothermic. I would not be surprised if those things showed up at some point in TN, they could conceivable swim from the Gulf up the Mississippi to the Ohio river and into the TN river system. There is plenty of food and TN only has about 4 months of cold weather.

They put our Boa Constrictors in a secured pond in the Carolinas to see how they would do? No problema they dug in and were just fine in the spring. Now they can have all we got.

ADD: Oh gators also. Gators burrow into the river banks down here for the cold weather like Beavers do. Yup next stop New Yuk city with Merc..

[GARANDNUT]

I thought they were already in the sewers in NY or maybe that is commie Muslims?